[Fantasy Character, Zombie Pirate]

Tell friendly, but idiot intolerant.

Your only hope for fame and fortune, and to escape the life of a commoner, was to become an adventurer.  Too bad it got you killed.  Maybe unlife will work out better for you.  I suppose we can only hope, huh? Guided by your goals, dreams, and an annoying hunger that you could most certainly do without, you have set off in search of excitement... and perhaps a friend for "dinner."


Race: Half-Elf (Undead)
Age: 27 years
Eyes: Ice Blue
Hair: Raven Black
Skin Tone: "Drowned-Sailor" Blue
Height: 5' 8"
Weight: 130
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GREENS: males, cracking skulls open and feasting on the succulint tender yummies inside

Turn Ons:  Descriptions that keep to the "KISS" rule of Keep It Simple, Stupid!  Pretty annoying to start reading a description that causes you to start looking around for anything else to do because it's boring you out of your mind. If I want to know your family legacy, I'll ask.  I'm not a freakin' mind reader; so quit vomiting up your whole life's story at me when I click your Description. :o)

Piracy, privateering, smuggling, sailing, the sea, a good tavern. TREASURE!  Ya-harr!

YELLOWS: shemales

REDS: rape, toilet play, lesbianism, permadeath, permanent mutilation, pregnancy, PVP/PK

Turn Offs: Descriptions with absolutely nothing in them.  This is the opposite of the War & Peace novels that some people seem to think we all need to see.  Are you telling us that when we notice you walking down the street, we don't see anything? Are you a ghost or what?  And if you ARE a ghost, does that mean we can just ignore you if we don't believe in ghosts?  Will you go away and bother someone else, instead?   Guess you could turn squatter in one of the homes or shops that have been abandoned and try and RP with the next new character who wanders into it looking for 200 free XP.