Ordinary sized obvious man with mainstream looks, common demeanor and dime-a-dozen humor. Everyday clothes, tolerable fashion sense and unexceptional backstory. Only deviation from the customary is those everyday glasses and a slight limp on the right leg due to nerve damage.

Easily falls victim of laughter and obviously assumes a familial demeanor towards the fairer sex.

As for major flaws, perverted quips and Freudian slips roll off his tongue far too often.

Likes shortstacks, lack of protection, father complex, fairies and accidental coitus.

Dislikes attempts to fix his leg, neck romancers and being tied down metaphorically or physically.