((Not into SRP sorry))

Your only hope for fame in misfortunes, and to escape the life of a commonomnomnomer was to become a dark hero. so you headed out claimed the treasure, slain the princess then rescued the dragon and left everyone else to die and you lived happily ever after for ever and ever                 aaaaaaahhhhhh men
     
          Or so you thought!
       
        *Glances around reading*

*Blinks* What!...NO...but...*sigh* *Grumble*...Oh dear i think we got it all mixed up again...not again i've had it with this just take it with a pinch of salt and pepper or however that saying goes and NO not literally, don't judge me by it!      look.. just forget about it!! *sigh*

             The End!






















The End yes yes "The" "End"! *nod* Really!!


















*frown* Snooping around still i see, you know i have eyes in the wa...well you know how it goes atleast i hope so *He shows his narrow eyes and whispers* ...for your sake! mm..yes*nod*




















*Sigh*























You know you won't find anything interesting here it's all boring history you don't want to know.



















You'll become a frog or worse if you keep this up!



















*Sigh*

















*tut sigh* Aww don't make me do this!


















Okay okay! *grumbles then continues on with a short something*
















Oh dear, where to start..*sigh*.


-Hypothesis One-

A gnome

A gnome with magical blue eyes

A gnome with magical sparkly blue eyes

A gnome with very very smartly trimmed beard!

A gnome with a smile seldomly often seldomly

A gnome with a bush of messy tidy sort of messy or messy sort of tidy sort of fluff on his head, he can never make up his mind.

A gnome with a small scar here and there about himself.

A possibly smart but possibly seldomly odd stupid gnome.

A gnome of average Height and Girth.

A gnome of male features indicating he is of male origin.

A gnome with a tendency of sneakingly peekingly staring at the occasional feminine species that pass by or he passes, indicating his fascination with well you get the picture.


Deity
A gnome who eats as and what he pleases...oh aahh that well.. uncertainty lies here.

A gnome with much possible mystery chaos and confusion and perhaps a future much much unknown.