[World Of Darkness
Changeling: The Dreaming character]

Tell friendly, but idiot intolerant.


ON FIRST GLANCE:
Hey! Gorlok see something move in bushes!
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ON SECOND GLANCE:
Gorlok know see something move in bushes, dammit!
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ON THIRD GLANCE:
That it! Gorlok checking bushes!

*trudges over to the bushes, crouches and begins digging through the underbrush, then gets jabbed in the eye with a dagger*

AAAAAAGH!! AAAAAAGH!!
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Race: Sprite
Sex: Female
Age: 45
Eyes: Violet
Hair: Bleached Blonde, cascading into a tussled mess past her shoulders.
Height: 12"
Weight: Lighter than a chihuahua, heavier than a fruit fly (and hopefully not nearly as annoying as either...)

CLASS: Defender of the Glade

STR: Can fly an ogre's ass over the side of a cliff with no problem.
DEX: Not the best dancer in the Faerie Ring, but she rarely ever steps on anyone else's feet.
CON: Might be able to drink a couple of dwarves under the table.
INT: Clever enough to work out a problem, given enough time.
WIS: Flowers... SO PRETTY!! GLEE!!
CHA: She's cute!

Measurements: Small... faerie, faerie small; but hey, her breasts are just the right size for other small fae folks. Just because you get off on huge assed tits that drag the ground like a gorilla's knuckles and gushing milk with each step doesn't mean that every one does!
*sticks her tongue out*

Her armor is a happy conglomeration of mouse suede, acorn shells and beetle husks, with a couple of intricately crafted Elven metal-worked pieces bringing it all together and sparkling in the available light.  Her helmet is the gutted and cleaned shell of a shiny brown beetle.

Adele carries a dirk as others might wield a two-handed sword.  With you, it'd probably look a bit stupid.  On her, it's the "New Hotness!"

Devoted follower of Limon, god of Sprites.

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Walls built between us,
Miles separate us,
Yet in our hearts, we share the same dream...
Feelings so strong,
We just must carry on,
On to our Magical World...
"Magical World"
- Blackmore's Night
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GREENS: Mans (maybe Ladies, but not Lady-Mans... ewwwies, yuck!), maybe buggies and animalies (but would have to be smaller buggies and animalies because.... owies!!), no toad and froggies 'cause... gets genie tall warts from froggies (yuck!), spreading happy happy sunshine! GLEEEEEE!!

YELLOWS: ... so pretty!

REDS: Rapies, erpies wif She-Mans! (ewwwies, yuck!.  No wants Jenny Tall warts wif She-Mans too!), preggies, cervixial owies! permadeathies, permanent changies and disfiggermentals, godmodding (yawn... blech!), torturies, enslavementals, vories, much big big penetraties (Owie, owie, owies!), impregnatalies, pee potty plays, bloody gories

"Don't -VEX- me, Frank!"
- Carol Kane, "Scrooged"