[Fantasy character (Battle Mage)]

Tell friendly, but idiot intolerant.

You inherited your elven parent's racial wanderlust and pointy ears, and that coupled with your natural human ambition makes you a born adventurer; although I'm not entirely sure how the pointy ears add to that.  But hey, whatever!

Race: Half-Elf
Sex: Female
Age: 21
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Emerald Green with snake pupils
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 110 lbs
Measurments: 30F-24-34

(will add more as I get her fleshed out)

Q: Why is she so mean and sarcastic to me?

A: Ava was raised among rangers and woodsmen.  Why don't you spend some time with hunters and see if you don't start picking up some of their traits.

Q: She has serpent eyes, so why isn't she a bard or sorceress?

A: Because SOMEWHERE back in her family tree, one of the swinging ancestral monkeys diddled a dragon, but it was long ago and that blood has long since thinned out.  Why don't YOU not worry about it?

Q: How come she wasn't frolicking in the Elven woods?  I saw her frolicking by the big tree in town!

A: That question SHOULD be, why weren't YOU frolicking WITH her?!  Has your Elven blood been so watered down by living in Sinifer City that you can't frolic, anymore? I mean HELL, there's Nature right here in the park!  Sure, it's not as nice as the wide open spaces of the wilderness, but why travel a hundred miles to find a forest when there's grass, flowers, trees, brush and everything else right here?  Give in to the moment, you shriveled, little twat, and enjoy a good frolic!  At least PRETEND to be an Elf once in a while.  And another thing, if she WAS frolicking out in the Elven woods, you would never have met her since you don't seem to know how to frolic.  And then you wouldn't have anything to bitch about.

Oh, by the way...
Nice hat.

You probably should get one large enough to cover your Elven ears since it's obvious you're ASHAMED of them.  Or could it be that your Elven ears are ashamed of you?

"It's right to learn, even from the enemy."
- Ovid

GREENS: males, heterosexuality, wizards/mages, magic, sorcery, interesting RP, music and dance, beastiality*

YELLOWS: Possibly open to bisexual mixed group (but no promises). Character is uninterested in a long term relationship with any one person.  She's just too free spirited for that.  Just be happy that you're her friend. :o)

REDS: rape, lesbianism, bisexuality, she-men, pvp/pk, pregnancy, cervical abuse, permadeath, mutilation, godmodding, enslavement, vore, oversized cocks, toilet play.

* but not with just anything. It has to be a friend ;o)