----[[Basics]]----

Age: 120
Height: 4'8"
Weight: 56 lb
Race: Sun Elf
Body Type: Twig
Hair Color: Emerald Green
Alignment: Insane.
Culture: Circus


----[[Biography]]----
Once upon a time, there lived a charming little hippo named Alice.  Alice was a nice Hippo and she let all the other hippos drink from the waterhole before her turn.  Well one day while grazing some giraffe's came along.  They did not like Alice the Hippo.  They did not like her at all.  So the giraffe's hatched a plan.  A cunning plan.  A diabolical a plan.  A plan so hideously evil that it...  it...  erhmm..  H- hey...  What are you doing?  N-  NO!  This my story you can't!  Hey put that down! No!  Don't set it on fir--  Wait...   wat?  I--  Uhg.  Fine.  Yes, I'll buy some cookies.  Hmm?  Oh.  The mint ones.   ......You're out of mint.  Okaaaaaay, how about the peanut butter ones?  ...   None of those too huh?  Well how ab-  mhpmafpamsaspg[msdf.  -Gets face shoved full of crumbled Girl Scout Cookies-

Pft.  Ptooey!  Ptooey!   Blech.  Right.  Now that, that's dealt with, let's continu--  UHHGG!  OH MY GOD!  You people are ruining everything!  ...  Y--  what?  Well..  I didn't mean /you/ people, I meant you people.  Look, I'm not a racist, I'm just saying I'd like to continue the story.  Can we do that now?   We can...  well.  Alright then.  So.  Where were we?  Ahh yes, the giraffes.  They created a plan so bol-- what's this?  I--  wh-  what?  Why am I being given this? . . .

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You're suing me for copyright infringement?  I just made this story up today.  Where is this--Oh you have got to be kidding me.  You know what.  I give up.  -RAGE TABLE FLIP!-  Rrrraaaagggh!

-Storms off-

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Pineapples.