Clinking, clanking, the mass of dark metal strides forth. A huge armored figure presents itself before you, covered head to toe in weathered old steel. Try as you might, you cannot seem to find any inkling as to where this being's skin might be, until you notice the partition seperating the helmet from the rest of the armor, only to realize that there is nothing there. This armor is empty, and yet still it moves.

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I don't even know why I'm putting Lights here. I mean, it's a freaking armor. What're you going to do, BUFF it? Oh well, here we go all the same.

[RED LIGHT]
Blood, violence, rape, rape, rape (how do you even rape an armor anyway? Do you drill holes in it?), piss, feces, chains, whips and BDSM. Same goes for stuff like vomit. Also anything that features both tits and a dick can keep as far away from my orafices as possible.

[GREEN LIGHT]
Girls. Girls. Girls. Older sisters-in-law, younger sisters-in-law, mothers-in-law, girl cousins who're twins, widows, upper classmen, younger classmen, classmates, female teachers, rich girls, blondes, dark haired girls, brunettes, redheads, girls with long hair, girls with short hair, girls wearing bobby pins, wavy hair, twin tails, pony tails, pony tails with a little hair left untied, twin braids, girls with curly hair, girls in sailor uniforms, girls in school uniforms, blazers, bloomers, kindergarden teachers, nurses, maids, plice women, shrine maidens, nuns,  military women, secretaries, standoffish girls, cheerleaders, stewardesses, waitresses, gothic girls wearing white, gothic girls wearing black, girls in china dresses, frail girls, albino girls, crazy  girls, fantasists, girls with split personalities, sadistic women, princesses, thigh-high socks, garter belts, girls who crossdress as guys, girls who wear glasses, girls who have one eye bandaged, girls who're covered in bandages, girls in school swimsuits, girls in one piece swimsuits, bikinis, hot bikinis that barely cover anything, ugly bikinis, perverted women, whores, cumdumpsters, sluts, female ghosts, girls with animal ears, and any other kind of woman that I failed to mention---!!!!