Oh like this is just too much...
my phone has NO BARS !!!
like, gag me with a spontoon





Height: pretty high most of the time
Skin: bitchin' tan
Body: tight as a drum
Eyes: baby blue
Hair: hey, like bl-O-on-de, like for real

Lights: I never could figure them out so I just stop and go when I want.
So, like, who do you have to blow to get a ride home ?

Often has a small, rude pixie hanging around she constantly argues with