Yarr harr a pirate's life for me~

Strenght: This looks like a burly one, and seeing how easily he swings that heavy looking sledgehammer...he could wreak your day
Dexterity: Dodging is for PUSSIES! Yarrrr!
Intelligence: He looks like a good and proper musclehead, but there's a dangerous glimpse of slyness in his eyes...
Wisdom: Hey, short tempered pirate brute here, how much insight do you expect?~
Charisma: Well, if you like burly brutes he's the one you're looking for, even though his idea of charming someone usually involves clobbering them up the head