Seriously.  Who would have ever thought that I'd ever end up married.  I mean, c'mon, an On-Again-Off-Again-Fuck-Buddy, sure, but MARRIED?  That's just crazy.  Wait... What I mean to say was, yeah, I'm married.  

I met a girl who turned out to be a total angel.  Seriously.  She's actually an angel. Or some kind of divine undead?  Whatever, I don't know. I slept through that class.  Ask a paladin.

Just a boring, half-assed mage who couldn't be arsed to stay awake during potion class, or really any other class for that matter, Terrance (Terry, if you please) was the guy that you'd probably be more than reluctant to bring home to mother.  After all, you know he's probably already living at home with his.  Leave my mother outta this.  She was a SAINT.

So whatever, I came to Sinfar, met a bunch of Demons and weirdos, and then finally the girl of my dreams. I mean she didn't even have a dick!  Can you believe it? Not that there's anything wrong with that... I mean sure there has to be a few girls out there with dicks to even out all the girls that don't have dicks.  Annnnd I'm rambling. What I'm trying to say is she's perfect. She came to the Prime to settle a score, to fulfill a prophecy, or something equally important...  After I helped her do this (okay, well I was there, or at least nearby) she was allowed to move on back to heaven, and using the magical items bestowed upon me by some all-mighty familiar king, I was able to follow her and fulfill my destiny.  Which was hook up with some super hot, totally banging chick.  Yeah, it was pretty epic.  

Anyway, this story is way too long for anyone to suffer through living, let alone reading, so I'm just going to call it good at all that. If you want to know more, well then, what the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, c'mon up and say "Hi!" I'll probably say something to you.  At the very least!