Race: Tinker Gnome

Occupation: Inventor (Bicycle)

Class: Bard

Favorite Song: "Fat Bottomed Girls"

(Oh you gonna take me home tonight!

Oh down beside that red fire light!

Oh you gonna let it all hang out!

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round!!!

Hey I was just a skinny lad

Never knew no good from bad

But I knew love before I left my nursery

Left alone with big fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band

Across the water, across the land

I've seen every blue eyed floozy on the way

(hey!)

But their beauty and their style

Went kind of smooth after a while

Take me to them naughty ladies every time

C'mon!

Oh, won't you take me home tonight?

Oh, down beside your red fire light

Oh, and you give it all you got

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Hey, listen here

Now I got mortgages and homes

And I got stiffness in the bones

Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)

Oh, but I still get my pleasure,

Still get my greatest treasure,

Heap big woman you done made a big man of me (now get this)

Oh (I know), you gonna take me home tonight (please)

Oh, down beside that red fire light

Oh, you gonna let it all hang out

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

Get on your bikes and ride

Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah,

them fat bottomed girls

Fat bottomed girls,

yeah, yeah, yeah, All right

Ride 'em cowboy

Fat bottomed girls

Yes, yes, right!!!")