NOT hin.. K-E-N-D-E-R

SAFETY ALERT:

This kender is in the possession of a firearm and has not been properly instructed in its use!

Lights:
(but seriously, its creepy if anyone wants to ERP with a Kender)

Green:
Vanilla, rough, bondage, seduction, romance, gray fantasies, females (nothing taller then elves)

Yellows:
Tattooing, piercing

Red:
maiming, killing, stupidity, idiocy, pedo, closet pedo, bathroom, excessive drama, ignoring your partner's emotes while you tell your story alone (if your going to do that, go watch porn :P)

If you have a problem with any of this, remember its a game and don't go whining to a DM about it, just f*cking ignore me