Richard is a man who just wants to live a quiet life. He wants to find a nice steady job, meet a nice girl and raise a family. Richard is also a giant talking cock that walks on his testicles. He also has magical powers. These are his adventures.

((Despite being a literal phallic object, Richard is not for ERP. Feel free to try and do lewd things to him though, that'd be funny, just know it's not going to go anywhere.))