*You smell sulphur?*

Squat, shabby, surly and reeking of sulphur, you are repelled by a bald one-eyed dwarf...

... who for some reason is a deep, rich, emerald green.

You hear... *shudders* what can only be described as a wet, viscous sound, like this...

"HAUUUUUUGKTCHOOOOOOLP!"

and the sound of vigorous, and sloppy,  expectoration.

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 What can i say, he's got a 6 Charisma...

   (if i could get it lower, i would)


      i hereby introduce you to


        Blitzkrieg Zum'Siegen  

      Dwarf of Many Dimensions!
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He wants nothing to do you with your sexplay, and, again, 6 charisma... you want nothing to do with his. Power and the ability to cross dimensional boundaries are his only goals.