Without a doubt, this is not a Giant Spider Monster that has woven himself a poorly made Man Suit so as not to startle goodly townsfolk whilst trying to peddle his fine handmade wares.

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HIS NAME IS OF COURSE GREG ALBRIGHT AND NOT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT 100% TRUSTWORTHY

DON'T LIKE SPIDERS NO SIR, HORRIBLE CREATURES

(the odd points at the corners of his mouth are not mandibles, they are piercings, something to do with his tribal heritage yeah)