Lizzy
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Oh yes! The purple freak of nature is back! May I introduce you to the one, the only, the magnificent, wondrous, incredible, crazy, awesome, super cool and interesting...
LIZZY! ...also known as... The Countess of Cupcakes The Queen of Purple The Maestro of Mayhem Piece of Purple Shit [DISCLAIMER] This character, and the bio written for it by and large, contains nuts. The crazy kind. The other kind, too, probably, but you never know what you get until you open the can, you know? [WARNING] So if you're still not deterred, I'd just like to say that this bio might come across as offensive. It's meant to be that way. This character, too, might come off that way. If you have no interest in interacting with a character of this nature, just leave it be and go on your way. Otherwise, IT'S FUN TIME! WHO IS SHE: Master Chef... Master Baker... Master Bater... Ha, I bet you skimmed over that one. Master Candy Maker... She makes tasty shit, let's leave it at that. She's also a very powerful archdemon... or... was. She fancies herself a villain on church days. She's been called a rapist, a murderer, a lousy drunk, a goofball, and a lot of other nasty things... all pretty much true. WHAT IS SHE: A ... demon. Or something. HOW OLD IS SHE: 8,114,560 years old. Approximately. Give or take a couple of centuries. I kind of stopped counting. WHAT GENDER IS SHE: She has a dick. It's great. She likes to put that dick inside of things. Sometimes she puts that dick away and lets someone else put a dick inside of her. She can be a blob too. HOW TALL IS SHE: Fun-sized! ...What, you didn't like that joke? *sigh* Fine. Like... four feet tall or something. Geeze. Party pooper. HOW MUCH DOES SHE WEIGH: She'll assure you that she's not fat. WHAT KIND OF FIGURE: ...but she probably lied. She's been eating a lot of pastries. And meats. And cheeses. And people. Or, well, she means to say 'exotic meats', whatever those are. Obviously a diet like that is gonna mean you put on a little weight. ... A lot. BOOBS! HOW BIG ARE THEY!: Difficult to measure. Big. Let's put it that way. Like, pretty ... well, not ginormous. That word should be saved for her ass. So just 'big' will do. COLOR OF HER SKIN: Purple, you dumbass. Sometimes a more human shade when she's in a more human form. COLOR OF HER HAIR: She fluctuates between white and black. Usually white. Sometimes black. Hey, don't even start. You were about to make a racist joke. HOW LONG IS HER HAIR: She can touch her butt with it. If her hair had a sense of touch. HOW DOES SHE STYLE IT: She keeps it up because it's easier that way. WHAT COLOR ARE HER EYES: Red! Like... like... BLOOD! YOUR BLOOD! Haha, just kidding. I don't know what color your blood is. Maybe we should get together something so I can see! DOES SHE WEAR LIPSTICK: "Yes. It's black. Like my sssooouuul..." *eyetwitch* WHAT ABOUT MAKE-UP: Black nails and eyeliner. She wears it in a way that a jester might, to make her eyes look really spooky by drawing it down on the corners. Aren't you scared?! . . . lights and likes . . . THESE ARE GONNA TAKE A WHILE. |
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| Player: | Pesky Purple Popsicles |
| Gender (Visually): | Female |
| Race (Visually): | Human |