He's a.... Rude lil' Crude lil' Dude of a goblin.

A Tongue lashin' Foot smashin' Party crashin' goblin.

A Pistol slangin' Gang bangin' Shiv shankin' goblin.

A Hood winkin' Mud slingin' Gutter thinkin' goblin.

A Mean muggin' Thug lovin' Pug faced goblin.

A Booty smackin' Whip crackin' Booby grabbin' goblin.

A Low down, Out a town, Act a clown goblin.

A Conniving lil' Conning lil' Bribing lil' goblin.

A Whiskey drinkin' Dick swingin' Face spittin' goblin.

A Tough lil' Rough lil' Scruff lil' goblin.

He's a... Make a deal, Wanna steal, Goblin for real!