Bojack Bearman
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Kon'nichiwa, watashinonamaeha shefudesu.
Race: Bearman. Body Type: Fat as hell. Sexuality: Genderfluid Personality: Tsundere. Weight: *Slaps!* Age: *Melts with lasers.* Gender: *glares at u* .. but really, he's a cunt-lad. A rather rare species of Bearfolk, Bojack has arrived in a strange place. Though some might say he isn't exactly an 'outsider'. Bojack already follows many of the hallmark attributes of a true Sinfarian. He has no job, he has poor motivation and almost no work ethic. He's also a raging alcoholic and almost never seems to be found without some sort of spirit in hand. Whether it be of the finest quality ale or simply him fermenting his own urine, which by the way is entirely possible if he becomes desperate enough. The 'man' needs his fix and he'll do almost anything to obtain the high he so richly seeks from day to day.. morning to morning, afternoon to afternoon, and night to night. Bojack wasn't in very good physical condition. He was... built like a bear, in most respects. He was husky, fat and curvy in all the /wrong/ places. At least so he thought. But that didn't stop him from further tumbling down the hole of gluttony and despair as he gorged himself on nuts and berries, as well as gin. His midsection was especially out of proportion with the rest of his body. He looked much like a pot bellied malnourished gyno-male. His breasts sagged down and almost seemed to produce a strange honey like substance from time to time. Yes, he had mammaries. As to why he had these?... One may never know. Perhaps he was experimented on by some cruel mage and they decided to pull an awful prank on him and give him some tits. Favorite things: Doing drugs, being blackout drunk, being hammered, being absolutely plastered and shit faced. Smoking herbal medicine, selling his 'herbal medicine'. Acting as a 'doctor'(he's not a real doctor). Creating art. Selling overpriced furniture. Selling things that he finds which are usually junk but selling them for exorbitant prices just because he can. (He can be a rather charming fellow.) Non-consensual organ arbitrage. |
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| Player: | Marginal Propensity to Fuck |
| Gender (Visually): | Male |
| Race (Visually): | Human |