[Fantasy character (Barbarian)]

Tell friendly, but idiot intolerant.

Name: Taalynn
Race: Smurf
Sex: Female (100%)
Hair: Jet Black
Eyes: Pinks and purples
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 140 lbs
Age: 18
Measurements: 33D - 23 - 35

Body Type: Athletic
Language 1: Common
Language 2:

Class: Smurf Battlerager

Contrary to popular culture, Smurfs AREN'T the happy, singing, dancing little imps of cartoons. Sure, MOST of them are happy, singing, dancing wood folk, but there are a few "bad apples' that occasionally fall from the Smurf Family Tree.

Taalynn is what Papa Smurf would call a bad apple.  A very, very bad apple... that is, if he had the balls to say it to her face. The Smurfs don't really like to talk about her after the "incident".

Gargamel just haaaad to attack the Smurf city just one time too many.  His head now adorns the Grand Hall of the Smurfs.  The other Smurfs now give Taalynn a wide berth as she strides by, and Jokey... well, no one's seen Jokey Smurf in a loooong time.


WHITES: Roleplaying, exploring, and hunting with pretty much anyone.

GREENS: ERP with Humanoid males, shemales and hermaphrodites. Severe torture (giving, but generally only to Jokey Smurf who resides in the secret dungeon beneath Taalynn's home in Smurf City).

YELLOWS: Light torture (giving), penetration by over-sized cocks. PvP (sparring purposes only)

REDS: Rape, severe torture, permanent anything, slavery, pregnancy, potty play, ERP with females, undead, animals...




























Okay, so maybe she's probably just another one of Kaala's thousands of stupid bastard children, but hey... the Smurf thing sounded cool.

... especially the bit about Jokey smurf suffering unnamed torments; because honestly, who DOESN'T want to see that happen? :o)