Nothing could possibly be more blandly normal and boring than she. She is so very obviously nothing more than a simple elf. Completely and utterly ordinary and so mundane it could make you yawn just looking at her.

Except for that spaded tail.

Oh, and the day-glo green eyes.

Then there is the snaking forked tongue.

And the self loathing.

Also the hopelessness.

Did I mention the corruption?

Or the twisted need to be abused?

Yes, a completely and totally normal elf. How passe.