What you see is what you get, but most of the times what you get is...!

A jester! If she's standing still, she's almost perpetually bouncing in place as she does a light clip-clop-clip of an energetic sort. Her movements are graceful, swift and always carrying a little embellishment of theatrical flair! A giggle easily emitted whenever she speaks and a general aura that just seems to brighten anyone's mood.

Her attire is snug. Latex-tight with frilly cloth here and there. Colors garishly splashed in hues of purple, gold, black and silvery-white. Twin tails of hair atop her head are styled into dyed locks of gold and purple. Her horns even mirroring an inverse of such colors. A mask almost always adorns her face, though even without her mask a youthful and smiling face is powdered marble-white! A little domino eye-diamond over her left eye.

Mis-matched orbs of purple and green glimmer with vigor and energy. Her hooves capped in gold and blacksteel, little baubles and bells dangle off her attire, which chime whenever she bounces in place and clip-clops in a near-riverdance style excitedness.

Otherwise, she's entirely feminine and does not magically grow a massive schlong of her own accord.


                 ---OOC---

This character is not made for trolling anyone OOCly, if you want to pummel her face or laugh along with her, feel free to do either. Calamity plays the role of a Fool and jester thus therefore tends to mock and poke everyone she meets.

Expect puns.*
Expect eyerolling jokes.*
Expect clowning.*

Anyone else smell toast?

Feel free to ask for specific kinks if you're too afraid to spring them on the silly clown goat gurl.

She definitely has brain damage. Anyone else seeing purple in random places? Weird.



























Bet you didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!*