Blackstrap Melasse

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((Does not PvP, does not talk smack and hide behind that preference.))

She's the terror of the nigh knees!

...say what, now?

 A pirate lass of diminutive stature, most of her looting and pillaging seems to be directed to unguarded tavern shelves and the pockets of attractive "Landlubbers".   Those who would dismiss this almost comical fey lassie as harmless and silly might find themselves knocked out and stranded on some remote isle (if they're lucky) or conversing with their dearly departed relatives (if they aren't so lucky).

She's curvy,  petite (Whether her natural 5 inches high or a more impressive five foot nothin') and sassy as hell.   That is, if the hells ever had the good taste and insanity to allow feykind to take over.

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White lights!!! Story! Conversation! In-depth character development! Free Booze, especially (you guessed it) free rum! People who don't treat her like a doll but as the intelligent lady she is! (Don't laugh.)

Yellows!! Shallow sex-as-the-only-goal conversations. Dry counties. Law abiding folk.

Reds!! Troublemakers who don't invite her along for the fun.  Srs Bsns types who consider themselves above humor or teasing.  Immature winners and sore losers. People who just want to collect her or various bits of her for nefarious purposes.

Player is mellow even if the fey isn't.
Player also can be drawn into story RP by creativity, intellect and a healthy dose of humor from other players.  Stop hiding that light under a sexy bushel basket, dammit, I know you are out there!!
"Why yes, Virginia, there really ARE roleplayers in Sinfar!"

Player:Scrap_Pile
Gender (Visually):Female
Race (Visually): Elf