Fallicity Faux-Pas

"Satisfactory as fuck."
"Mildly adequate."
These are phrases one might find themselves coining upon inspection of Fallicity Faux-Pas.

This woman could be considered almost beautiful. She had an almost seductive nature about her. She was nearly attractive to most. In terms of intelligence, she was quite close to being deemed, "A smarty pants." Some days, she did decide to wear pants, that almost virtually clung to her quasi well formed thighs. Her eyes have a sort of bluish, greenish, brownish grayish color about them.

Her arms; thankfully are attached to her torso, as well as her thighs. I mean her thighs aren't attached where her arms are also, but there attached just underneath almost where her butt cheeks are but not quite. Her tummy is nearly slim. Her neck connects to her head, or jaw, I'm not really sure. Her head has something to do with her spine.

Her hands are sharp, as in quick, but her nails are really almost sharp. To the point where they can nearly draw blood.

She often wears a look of ambiguity on her features; she's almost nearly certain about what she's thinking about.  

Sometimes, she is almost scary.

Her ears have burrowed into her skull, and act as beacons of telecommunication.

SOMETIMES... she kinda has a cock. But not always, sometimes when she -feels- like having a cock it'll grow between her legs, and then go away when she isn't horny. No one knows why this happens, but it does.
Doctors and physicians have decided to call her a witch. Though they have little reason to believe she is a male, due to lack of otherwise androgynous features; they still think she is an aberration in nature. Sometimes people think her cock is interesting though.

Fallicity sometimes panted so hotly when she had a cock that she hyper ventilated and passed out. It's a wonder she hasn't taken her own life from all the near sexual encounters she's had. She's been dangerously close to almost having nearly a lot of sex.

Her manner of speech is almost eloquent, someone might maybe mistaken her for a noblewoman. She embodies an element of pseudo-aristocracy with her quasi-sophisticated affect.

She has a propensity to be sensual, her sensuality is so sensually sensual that it becomes evident that she is a sensual being of sensual lusts and sensual desires. Her body is sensual, as is her voice and her hair, even her pubic hair, too.

Theme songs that I think are important for this character to have and for you to listen to should you choose to immerse yourself in the intrigue that is Fallicity Faux-pas.

Greens: Having sex with complete strangers. Fap logging. Uninspiring and long drawn out scenes that devolve into ooc bickering and incendiary exchanges highlighting each party's short comings and bizarre, and sometimes questionable sexual interests. Cringey sex, cringey compliments, cringe worthy flattery and glib back and forth. Contradictory and non-cohesive emotes. Fedoras and my little pony references. Edgelords of all shapes and sizes. Shitlords. Fuccbois. Sarcastic, pretentious cunts who exude godly levels of hypocrisy who also provide excessive anti-social commentary. Pseudo-intellectuals like myself who try to use highfalutin language to look smart.

Yellows: Fulfilling role play, fulfilling role play that leads to fulfilling srp or erp.

Reds: See yellows. Questioning my lights.

Archer - Honeypot - Cheryl Fireman Choking Scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEoWKtFXwN0