Vital Statistics:

Race: Halfling
Age: 70
Affiliation: Tens (Formerly)
Profession: Priestess
Specialization: Healer (Combat)
Deity: Akadi, Lady of the Winds
Titles: Zephyr
Gender: Female
Orientation: None
Eyes: Blue (Red/Silver Glasses)
Hair: Silver
Height: 91cm
Weight: 19kg

Time has not been unkind to Zoey. To the few who would remember the Tensian battle medic, she would look remarkably unchanged, save for a few minor adjustments. Her once chestnut hair is a silvery grey, reminiscent of overcast clouds. Azure eyes, not quite as sharp as they were, are aided by a pair of large, round-lensed spectacles that sit firmly upon her nose. Otherwise unmarked by age, her face is as neutral and placid as it always has been.

The healer's robes have changed more drastically, though the symbol of Tens remains stitched across the fabric directly above her heart. Flowing, grey-white silk adorns her frame, edged in the colour of dried blood. Prayerbeads wrap around her biceps, holding up wide sleeves that leave her hands free to work their tradecraft, and her feet are similarly uncovered, in the traditional halfling style.

Bared skin offer a glimpse at a tattoo etched into her right shoulder that her older, more familiar robes had always hidden. While a cloud might seem a whimsical shape to some, it marks her as a priestess of Akadi, The Lady of the Winds. It certainly explains her propensity towards graceful movement and unrestrictive clothing, not to mention the infuratingly futile task of catching her on the battlefield.

As for the form that lay under the robes, well, what is there to really say? Halflings don't age quite the same as humans do, and seventy years isn't so bad, really, but she's hardly a buxom young wench with bountiful breasts bursting from her bodice - not that she was even in her youth. Lips unpainted, eyes unshadowed, and nails neatly trimmed with not a hint of polish fail utterly to flaunt what she does have, and the healer seems quite happy with that state of affairs. One could ascribe adjectives, of course, but they'd follow the lines of 'dignified', 'austere', or perhaps even 'matronly' instead of the more common and significantly more lascivious angle of other women on the islands.

The one singular feature of her body that carries a note of interest are her hands. Used to stitching flesh, setting bone, and firmly relocating joints, they carry strength and callouses often unseen in a healer. One might almost ascribe their rough, practiced appearance with certain forms of unarmed combat. Close inspection, should one get the chance, would show her feet to be in a similar condition; weathered and hardened, even moreso than her barefoot inclination would incur.


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Zoey is asexual. She always has been, and probably always will be. You're probably too young for her anyways. Now, that doesn't mean that she's not available for the sweet, sweet loving, but you're not going to have any luck interesting her in it - force or other forms of compulsion are going to be required, not to mention actually being able to get and keep your hands on her.

If you DO intend to get hands on, bear in mind she has very high dex and will saves, very high AC, Epic Dodge, monk speed with Deflect Arrows, Improved Evasion, and on top of all that an extremely overpowered, gamebreakingly imbalanced supernatural ability called "Common Sense" - which gives her the totally unfair capacity to tell when someone's saying something wildly improbable, or trying to convince her of something no sane individual would accept. And, while she herself is a very strict pacifist who'd not even attempt to injure an assailant, adventurers are a smart lot who tend to wreak havoc on those that screw with their source of healing.

As for vulnerabilities..? Well, let's consider the self sacrificing sawbones for a moment. She's devoted to healing others at any cost, and tends to hang around places that she thinks might need her. She'll easily recant tales from her time as a battlefield healer, so clearly she'll put herself into great danger to help others.

From this you can get a certain level of martyrdom and masochism in her personality, tempered by dizzingly rare levels of totally honest altruism. Those three traits alone are more than enough for a clever scheme to be sprung, but the biggest hurdle is.. why bother? She's not quite old enough to be totally unattractive, but there's almost certainly easier, cuter victims to be found.



As a final note, if you're dead and looking at a large chunk of your XP vanishing, feel quite free to ask for a raise. Zoey is specialized for rushing past virtually anything without fighting, so it should only take a minute or two to get there. It's not quite the same as a hold full of transfer limpets, but the Fuel Rat spirit is still there.