Argali
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Everyone knows about Seelie Fey... Nymphs, Sprites, Pixies, Dryads, Fairyfolk, Leprechauns... Everyone is soooo enamored by the cute adorable fucking Seelie fey!!! Afterall, they are all pretty, friendly, literally balls of fucking scrumptous goddamn cute-fucking-ness!!
Well.. La-di-fucking-da! No one gives a damn about the hard work that the UnSeelie do.. day in.. night out.. When you wake up after a wild drunken night of revelry, and you realize the buxom beauty you bedded was really an overaffectionate goat.. Who do you blame?? the BOOZE! When you frantically search the castle for your magic rings or keys to your daughters' chasity belts as the barbarian hordes storm the gates.... who do you blame??? ...Your old goddamn failing memory!! That's who! When you spend DAYS... slinking and prowling around the Dragon's cavern of plundered wealth,, stealing powerful artifacts, golden chalices, and gems the size of your fist.... and the perfectly poised flask of Gnomish Stinkum Flashbangs is somehow knocked from it's secured perch to land on the snout of said dragon.... Who do you blame??? ...NOT ME!! That's who! Of all the UnSeelie Fey you had to cross pathes with.. Not a goblin.. not a spriggan, not even a puck... Nooooo you had the fine fortune to "chance" upon a Pox! Probably the most vindictive, most conniving, most deceitful, most chaotic most deliciously hilarious of all the dark fey! (No one would blame you if you simply took to drinking heavily until your drunken ass is found at the bottom of some stairs with your head spun clean around!) Afterall.. Where do you think the curse, "May a Pox fall upon both your Houses!" comes from??? If this works.. a Shard Run character.. |
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| Player: | Lunatik |
| Gender (Visually): | Female |
| Race (Visually): | Elf |