An outburst of angelic choirs sporting volume level far beyond any man's endurance wouldn't be enough to righteously accompany the glory of this knight's splendorous arrival. His trusty set of plates might be fairly worn, showing a couple of cuts and slight dents here and there, but this man's shine comes not from an untested steel, yet from his prular virtues and incredible valor. His unshakable devotion to the Holy Church and its venerable Pope he sees as the greatest trait a man can posess, illuminates the dark, filthy depths of sin and depravation, a beacon of light that offers salvation to faithful, and smites the wretched. No unbeliever, no heathen can escape the divine wrath that fuels this respectable warrior's equitable fury, that burns against atrocities and defections of the universe with flame sent by the blessings of God himself, whoever that deity he and the clergy he protects so loyally use to refer to so frequently, and rather obnoxiously so to speak, is. An armor clad sentinel of Faith, long story, served short.

Whatever Pope, as the voice of Ultimate Judgement, commands, this sacred paragon of dignity shall follow. Be it for good, or wrong... that is for God to decide, NOT FOR YOU, INFIDEL *spits* DEUS VULT.




Deus definitely Vult: crusading, honoring the ecclesiastic cause, obeying the Pope, slaughtering infidels, white wenches, drinking ale, bringing glory to the Holy Church, getting blessed, getting absolved, retaking Jerusalem, retaking the Holy Land, retaking or conquering any grain of dirt that Pope proclaims to be part of the Holy Land at the moment, jousting, dueling, violence, random violence, more random violence, bar brawls over petty matters, playing with siege equipment, wars, battles, eternal laud in Heaven.

But the Pope forbids...: wenches of heritage different than human or celestial, consisting of but not limited to: elven wenches, half-elven wenches, not too scaly dragon wenches, not too furry half-breed wenches like kitsune wenches, catling wenches, <insert cute animal>-ling wenches, fey wenches, aslongasit'snicelookingit'sK-wenches, various unusual or otherwise frowned upon by clergy kinks and fetishes, ingenious "siege equipment" used to conquer one's "Holy Land" and more. All of these go up to "Deuus definitely Vult" section if papal approval is given.

Ad Maiorem Dei Gloriam, DIE: infidels, heathens, unbelievers, saracens, Saladin, losing Jerusalem, causing Pope to frown with disdain, Satan, lack of papal approval, peasants not knowing their place, prematurely cancelled crusades, long periods of peace, people that refuse to be converted, knowing other men in bed, having his honor questioned, anything that Pope deems as wrong and deviated, cowardice, removing his helmet unless absolutely necessary, desecration of places deemed Holy, usage of fecalia and urine in form of sexual toys.


Theme music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8viSgLTVM






Non nobis, non nobis, Domine
Sed nomini tuo da gloriam

Bartender: "What will you take?"
Crusader 1: "..."
Crusader 2: "..."
Urban Eretrius: "WE'LL TAKE JERUSALEM"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~DEUS VULT~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~