"What do you mean, I look like a slut?  You think I look like this on purpose?!" *Zzzzt!* Lu's body stiffens by the force of pink lightning arcing over her body.  "Hey, I'm blind, can I touch your face?  Also, I need to know what your dick looks like-" *ZZZZT!*  "HEY!  Where are you going?!  A WIZARD DID IT!!"