Yeah, I'm ass-deep in mother fucking pussy! Gots me a ho' lotta groupies in my PIMP Train. Y'all probably never heard about me, but believe me, I studied at the mother fuckin' PIMP!

I gots me my PIMP Kane on graduation. I've minored in PIMP Paralysis, but I've specialised in a rarely undertook focus of PIMP Transformation.

My major is the Way of the PIMP Hand. A powerful spell that enables me to strengthen my PIMP Kane, so I can deliver powerful PIMP Smacks upon my foes.

Y'all might think my life is easy and shit, but it ain't! 'Cause y'all should know by now, that PIMPin' ain't easy!


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But perhaps y'all'll allow me to quote some of my favourite passges from The PIMP Handbook, so's you's don't gets confused. In Chapter 31, we deal with "PIMP Acronyms", and it says:

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BITCHES
Best Insurgents The Country Has Ever Seen

PIMP
PImpstitute of Magical Prowess
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In Chapter 23, "PIMP Definitions", some of my favourites are these:

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PIMP Transformation:
The PIMP Transformation allows the PIMP to manifest (presumably) dark energies to gain unworldly strength. By evoking this spell, the PIMP grows physically stronger, more agility, and more resistant to attacks. The more dedicated the PIMP is, the greater the effect.

PIMP Kane (alternatively, PIMP Wand):
A PIMP graduate is offered a choice between a PIMP Kane, or a PIMP Wand. Both of which are used to further enhance the PIMP's ability to manipulate magics. The PIMP Kane and PIMP Wand, are in essence, amplifiers of the PIMP's natural abilities.

PIMP Paralysis:
Perhaps one of the most frowned up magical teachings at the PIMP, due to its gross misuse by rapists. The PIMP Paralysis is just as its name implies, a group of spells that are used to immobilise others.

PIMP Hand:
The most rarest study a PIMP can undertake, and for good reason. Also known as 'The Way of the PIMP Hand', this requires the PIMP to dangerously engage in melee combat (ie. hand to hand). For those that do choose this school, learning PIMP Transformation is a must!

PIMP Smack
The PIMP Smack, sometimes also called 'Smash Mutilate And Cut-Kill', is commonly the resulting mess from when a PIMP combines the forces of a PIMP Kane, PIMP Transformation, and PIMP Hand into a brutal and devastating flurry of of blows. Exceptionally difficult to master and ten times as dangerous to execute, but the results have been known to leave peasants scrubbing blood off furniture for a week!
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