Gol Digga's Life Rules:

1.) Save dat money!
2.) Life Rule #1 is everything.

Never judge a book by it's cover. Just not for this sassy little cunt. 'Cause what you see, really is, what you get.

A Chaos Gnome, with huge tits and a fucking attitude to match. She grew up as a poor girl wearing rags. And then one day, she thought "Why not 'serve' the local Abbathor church? And make a nice sum on the side!".

So, that's her rags to riches story. Empty the collection plate, and "serve" god by fucking every dirty swinging dick in the tavern. Why spend mine, when I can spend yours?

She's a dirty little whore with a dirty little mouth. Says what's on her mind, unless there's a dick in her mouth, or a man inside her. She has her "mens" to shower her in gifts. Gotta pay for that saffron hair dye somehow. Gotta layer on the makeup some way.

"All men are so bloody thick
So shake your ass quick
And show 'em your tiddies
They shower you in fiddies
Without even sucking a dick!"