Bigg D'orc not big in smart like other orc.
Bigg D'orc not big in body like other orc. Bigg D'orc not big in talk like other orc.

But Bigg D'orc big where it counts:
In "heart" of Bigg D'orc...

Name: Bigg D'orc
Nickname: Dum Asbrix
Race: Mountain Orc
Age: troll
Weight: wolfie
Height: gnomie
Hard Cock Length: sugar cane
Hard Cock Girth: eggplant
Soft Cock Length: carrot
Soft Cock Girth: cucumber
Nut Size: orange

Likes:
Big club!
Hit bunnies on head with big club!
Words simple!

Dislikes:
Crab pinch Bigg D'orc in private place!
Bigg D'orc touch hots, burn finger!
Big words!

Pros:
Simple instructions make quick planning!
Very gullible meat shield!
Hits harder than a Diamond Giant's cock!

Cons:
Enjoys having "pee-pee in bunny hole"!
Very gullible meat shield!
Needs *very* simple instructions!


Bigg D'orc, a sad tale if ever there were one. Born prematurely and mentally retarded (more than normal for the average orc) to "higher class" Mountain Orcs.

Bigg D'orc was swiftly abandoned at the mouth of the nearest troll cave. Yet somehow, this runty, sad excuse for orcish blood, managed to survive. Lathander only knows how, or why.

If anything good can be actually said about this worthless fucking turd, he does have quite the ability to regenerate. Who knows, maybe a few thousand loads of troll cum up the ass imbued in him a bit of troll-like regeneration.

In any event, Bigg D'orc has apparently survived against the odds of anal rape, abandonment, mental retardation, loss of an extremity, enucleation, and captivity at the hands of his sadistic troll slave masters.

Needless to say, Bigg D'orc isn't particularly fond of trolls. Years of forced sodomy certainly had an apparent effect on him, which is probably why he fashioned a flail out of troll femur and skull - the same bones from the same trolls that held him captive.

In any event so it came to be, a simpleton of epic proportions. Don't try to engage him in any meaningful conversation. Fuck forbid his eye spots something shiny.

Or worse yet, his dick catches wind of a small furry animal!