10/08/2017 Updated portrait

Name: Zed Nootzee
Race: Goblin
Subrace: Goblin Queen
Sex: Female
Status: Fertile and Juicy
Clan: Presently Clanless


Unknown to all but goblins and scholars that have run out of important things to study, Goblin clans have a Hive-like caste system.
At the bottom are the Grovelers, that do the things most goblins would rather be eaten by a troll than have to do..
Followed by the Diggers, who not only search for, dig out, and fortify Goblin caves but also do the daily tasks that the Grovelers can only dream about!
Next are the Bashers and Meatshields who are the goblins most other races assume to be all goblins... This is one reason why goblins often laugh at invaders that feel satisfied they have exterminated "another goblin horde".  Their duty is to ransack easy targets and then to swarm and be wiped out when adventurers come for revenge.. Every week determined by random chance one of these goblins assumes the mantle of "Chieftain" to perpetuate this belief..
Who are they defending you ask??  Is it some unknown entity? Why yes.. yes it is.. it is the clan's Goblin Queen! A more highly evolved subrace of goblin that is responsible for procreating and producing "the 12". The 12 are a dozen daughters that begin the task of birthing the next generation of goblins as fast as their bodies can spew one goblin out.. they are being rutted upon to produce another. The 12 rarely live past 2 years of this continuous breeding and as they die off the Goblin Queen produces replacements.  As the Queen ages, she will stop producing any more of the 12, and will give birth one last time to her regent..  the Goblin Queen's daughter who shall replace her mother as soon as she is strong enough.

This is a dangerous time for the clan... because for several years as the 12 die off and the regent matures the clan is susceptible to murderous killing sprees by those bloody Do-Gooder's often led by a paladin or some other knight errant!

Which brings us to ol Zed...   Her clan was at one of these cusps and still being a few seasons away from assuming the role of Goblin Queen.. a bunch of fucking elves and humans attacked and slaughtered the entire tribe!  Zed as far as she knows is the only one to escape and has spent the last few seasons preparing.. and also "practicing" ..... now if only she could get her claws on some "willing suckers" .....errrrrr... some willing creatures to mate with her a dozen times or so..  


Lights:  Really??? Seriously, you want to know?? She's a fucking goblin forfucksakes!