In Soviet Sinfar, Catling rapes you.

Name: Polly Planks
Species: Devil Fruit User
Aliases: Polly the Parrot, Cracker, Devil Berry, Get-Down-From-The-Damn-Crows-Nest-Already
Size: 4-5 ft
Hair: Blue
Skin: Dark
Eyes: Feline
Teeth: Sharp
Dick: Barbed
Tattooed: Yes
Notches in belt: 3

Devil Berry's form of motion can best be described as "Jack Sparrow Walk".

Devil Berry has a cutesy heart tattooed on her left ass cheek, with a pair of cross-dicks underneath; or, perhaps, one should call them cross-boners.

Devil Berry has tiny little Mexican style skulls tattooed on her knuckles and little daggers right above her fingernails.

Devil Berry has retractable claws, just like a cat, and can thus likely scramble up vertical walls and sails and people.

Devil Berry frequently reeks of alcohol.

Devil Berry smokes god knows what.

Devil Berry is a pirate and wears a straw hat. The legacy lives on.

Greens: Raping people. Tendentially being a bossy little bastard, like any cat rightfully is in their black little heart. But, it's alright, because cats are adorable. Now, pour me some milk and make me some food, human!
Reds: None.