Big, brash and boisterious, with a nearly bottomless reservoir of rude, crude, and lewd ditties, chanties, reels, and limericks, Wimsy leads his life by his name.  It's to his good fortune he's generally got the brawn to get out of the trouble his lack of common sense gets him into.  Over the years, he's been a bard, blacksmith, bodyguard, invitee, outcast, and everything in between, and is no stranger to being a stranger in a strange land.  Despite all that, he's still got a remarkably soft heart.

*Half red-dragon-blooded, fully manifested.

*Strong baritone voice, surprisingly dextrous hands, and a near-perfect memory for music and lyrics.  While not the kind of bard you'd want at a duchess' ball, he's capable of putting on a good show at the drop of a hat.

*Often makes inventive use of phantasmal light, unseen force, and amplify type spells in his performances - either to add a visual aspect to his songs, or to provide necessary accompaniment for complicated pieces.  Strobing lanterns, shadowplay, obvious illusionary backdrops, phantom instruments, etc.

*Eclectic musical tastes - will play anything from Realmsian minstrel standards to adapted modern heavy metal, depending on mood and audience.

*Moderately scarred on various parts of his body, and his nose has clearly been broken multiple times.

*Approximately 6'11" tall, 3 and a half feet across at the shoulders, and roughly 490 to 500 lbs; while his frame has more than a little 'padding', underneath that is steel-hard muscle.  Capable of lifting over six times his weight without apparent strain.  Generally proportional across his whole body, including sexual equipment (9"x3").

*preferred, and in fact only, weapon is a 5' long warmaul he affectionately refers to as his "whoppit"; the head is a single 40 lb. mass of meteoric iron set on an ironwood handle.  Now heavily enchanted, every strike releases a burst of lute music at such volume it will rattle the teeth of the recipient.

((Generally judges people by their actions and behavior, not their looks; this means he's at least willing to listen to just about anyone, and help most of those who ask.

Heterosexual, finds most female phenotypes attractive at least on a basic level.  He is, however, often very leery of seeking intimacy with average-size human, elven, or dwarven women because of the risk of injuring them; experience has taught him to seek alternative methods of making women smile in intimate moments.

Red Lights: Not a snack, toilet, or punching bag, and has no sexual interest in those wholly male.

Yellow Lights: Non-consensual of any variety, rough trade, inter-or-dual-gendered people, penetrative sex with hin and gnomes due to the extreme size difference - RP may in theory overcome any of these, but it's got to be good.  In the case of halflings and gnomes, providing them oral is green/white.

Green:  If it's not up there, it's fair within context of RP.

White/favorites - nice to have, but not necessary:
Give/receive:
Size difference, long/continuing relationships with continuity and consequences, gentle, humorous, serious, adventure, open relationships, cuddles, friendships with or without benefits.

Give: Large penetration, cervical testing/penetration, condom, excessive cum, condom busting, light/moderate inflation, breeding/impregnation or risk thereof, oral, fingering.

Receive: trickery, teasing, light/moderate nail/claw play, role reversals, boundary-pushing.

Tell-friendly for all reasonable purposes))