"Beware, Villains! Prepare for the Heartburn of Justice: this Mustard is Spicy!"

Mustard Flagon
35 y. o. Human Male
6'4", 14 stone

  A fierce ally and a loyal foe, when someone is in Trouble, Mustard never thinks twice about helping. That's two thoughts too many! Raising Hue and Cry, he charges into the fray. And if it's not frayed yet, it soon will be! Eager for Justice! Steadfast against Villainy! Undecided on Fiscal Reform! Rest easy, Citizens: Mustard Flagon is here, and everything is gonna be swell!
You may be short, but you're quick and full of spirit. You've recently wandered into human settlements, eager to see what you can learn from the tall-folk.