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Name: Prinxxipiapolixina 'Prinny' Prixxcrapowix

Race: Gremlin

Gender: Female

Age: You're surprised she's survived this long

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"The best perfumes come in small bottles" goes the saying, and so do the biggest explosions, apparently!

Prinxxipiapolixina, better known by the masses as 'Prinny' because nobody can be arsed with her full name (sometimes not even her) is a Gremlin female at her prime - her prime being "currently alive and not dismembered in a freak experiment". She's loud enough to make up for her pint sized body, and seems to have suffered a few electrical discharges too many to her brain. "No matter!" says Prinny "THEY ONLY MADE ME SMARTER!"

Standing so low most people would probably trip over her, the pocket sized, green haired, floof-eared, self-proclaimed genius inventor has a rather disappointing set of curves on her... in that they would be better described as 'none'. A pair of breasts barely enough to qualify as a bump grace her chest, whilst her buttocks are slightly thicker and yet easily fitting into the grip of yer average human. This does not bar Prinny from acting like she's made of pure dynamite - or from worrying innocent bystanders that she might actually -be- made of it, for how often things seem to malfunction or explode around her.

Still, Prinny's prowess as an inventor seems to rely on quantity over quality - and it's not hard to identify where the Gremlin has set base from the mountains and mountains of curious, ungodly devices that she seems to produce: from sex-toys to full on mannable automatons, with a healthy side of "Prinny what the fuck is this" and "HOW THE SHIT" and "DID THAT THING JUST MOVE ON ITS OWN???".

Disclaimer: Handle at your own peril. Prinny is in no way, shape or form responsible for injuries resulting from the handling of Prinny or any of her creations.

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Lights:

Red: Health and Safety guidelines. Seriously, who the fuck reads those?

Yellow: Instruction booklets. They have their uses, when you run out of pride.

Green: Is her favourite colour!

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