The Headmaster

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A floating skull... In a hat... With an ancient echoing voice, yet it speaks in a very unassuming way.

(Lore DC 40) There is no doubt about it, you are in the presence of a terrifying Demilich... Despite it not being terrifying at all. It seems to be missing its soul gems. Maybe that is why it seems to be so... off?

Some time ago, in a dark basement....

- I don't want to go on with this!
- Hush, do you want the others to laugh at the two of us?
- But they are already laughing!
- Yes, of course, it's a silly hazing ritual, but it'll be worse if we chicken out.
- So where do we put the hat?
- They said somewhere the gamekeeper wouldn't reach easily... Maybe on top of one of those bookshelves?
- I don't know if I want to climb up there. What about those old taxidermied animals? Maybe the bear...
- Wait, what about that?
- What? Where?
- That old skull up behind those boxes!
- Which one? There are lots of old skulls around here!
- *sighs* The one with the piece of parchment stuck on its forehead...
- Oh right... Uh, what does it say?
- I think it reads.... "Headmaster"
- *snort* Really? Now that's a bad pun.
- Very well, hand me the hat, let's get this over with...

A while later, the two students emerge from the basement, covered in dust, laughing...

- So, did you two do it?
- *wipes tears* Oh yes, and I must say, that was an excellent trick.
- Yes, setting the skull up with wires and pulleys so it sprung forward and floated around as we placed the hat, very neat.
- *chuckles* You seem to be sharper than we thought... Wait... Did you say skull?
- Why yes, that old one with this bit of parchment stuck on its forehead.
- *reads parchment, shaking* We did not set up the skull to float around... It was the big stuffed bear...
- *an ancient echoing voice* G'day my lads!
- *shivering* Uh... Was that... The gamekeeper's hat... Floating past us?
- *sweating* Did that skull talk?
- *trembling* Uh... What are we going to tell the gamekeeper when he asks for his hat back?!



------- OOC STATS -------
Gender: Unknown
Race: Unknown (Lore DC 40: Demilich, read above)
Age: Unknown, claims it is very old
Adventuring Role: Ranged Support

LIGHTS:
O - Walk-up RP; Very tell friendly; Adventuring; Lighthearted fun; Find out what it likes via RP;
O - Grimdark stuff; Find out what it hates via RP;
O - No PVP (character too small); Underage; Permanent harm / body modification; Scat; OOC/IRL drama; Breaking server rules;
Player:SuzySu
Gender (Visually):Female
Race (Visually): Gnome