-=-Silly Biography That No One Reads-=-

Once upon a time, as all good stories begin, there was a little prince, who stood in the way of an ancient evil upon eve of his victory.

"My~ Is this all that's left of your kingdom, boy? A kingdom of Corpses and Calamity?" Bellowed the beast as it encircled the boy, and bore the many fangs that zig-zagged across his twisted smile. Drool drizzled down his maw and landed upon his shoulders.

Noxious fumes clouded the boy's gaze, and he felt compelled to hack and cough. His pristine princely attire sloughed off his chest onto a melting heap. "What now? You've no more armies, no weapons worth a damn!"

"I don't have to stop you--" Hidden between both fists, he clenched small blade, which he pressed upon his chest and plunged deep between his ribs and into his heart, "Just delay you. Forgive the ~inconvenience!"

The beast looked upon him stunned, as he watched the blade wrench open his chest, and revealed a pure, innocent heart, which he gouged out before him, and held it in front of the abomination. "...Foolish Boy. Do you even know what you're about to--" The demon's words betrayed his fear. They were hardly more than a whimper.

"I call upon your true name, Resef, and invoke the exchange. As the Gods are my witnesses, I offer my heart in exchange for yours, wherein you will reside within this body--trapped, so long as I exist."

"You will regret, this boy. For how long do you think you can contain me...? ME! I AM PESTILENCE! I AM--"

"--Gone." Without so much more as a peep, the dark miasma that was the great evil flooded into the boy's chest, wherein it remains so long as he keeps it there--trapped within a living prison.


Though he had given so much, his parents, abhorred by the monstrosity that he had become, locked him away in the tallest tower, where he would never see the light of another day--and with it the threat lost, forever.

At least, that is what they would like you to believe. For no prison, could keep him for long.

Of course, all of this is irrelevant. He hardly could remember these events at--if at all. Cursed with immortality, yet with every mortal death he endured, stripped away pieces of his memory--with every endured death unraveling his mind.

Guided by a heart, no longer his own, he unleashed mischief and chaos upon the multiverse! No realm is safe from his unquenchable thirst for power, wealth, or whatever catches his fancy.

One day, should you wake one morning, and find Damien Danger at your door step--
        --and upon his lips--
         --ever a smile--
       --and his words--
--dripped in the sweetest of honey,

       "Come with me."

He'd say bowing as he outstretched his hand before you.

Would you take it? ...or close the door?

       -=-Statistics-=-
Name: Damien Danger
Race: Eladrin
Age: Unknown
Role: Top/Dom
Sex: Male
Gender: Male
Orientation: Bisexual
Height: 6'4" ~ 193 cm
Weight:157 lbs ~ 698N
Hair: Black
Eyes: Orange  
Complexion: 'Deathly' Pale
Waist: 30" ~ 76 cm
Hips: 32" ~ 81 cm
Build: Compact and Strapping
Piercings: Several;
- Right Ear Lobe Pierced
- Left Nostril Pierced
- Bottom lip Pierced
Tattoos: Littered in them
Place of Birth: Arborea
Known Aliases: The Princely Pirate
Status:  At Large

       -=-Preferences-=-
~Advanced/Competent Grammar~
~Paragraph to Multi-Paragraph Capable~

~Y~ All Genders
~Y~ Alternative Style
~Y~ Bukkake
~Y~ Chastity Play
~Y~ Cum Puke
~Y~ Degrading Tattoos/Piercings
~Y~ Fugly/Beastly Fucks
~Y~ Hirsuite
~Y~ Sticky Lube
~Y~ OOC Chat Welcome
~Y~ Romance
~Y~ Sense of Humor
~Y~ Unprotected Sex
~YE~ Adventure~!
~YE~ All body types adored!
~YE~ Bubble Butts
~YE~ Chains and Whips
~YE~ Characters with Character
~YE~ Degrading Writing
~YE~ Drugs
~YE~ Jerking to Finish
~YE~ Pain
~YE~ Premature Ejaculation
~YE~ Quirky Personalities
~YE~ Smarts
~YE~ Story Driven
~YES~ Oral Fixation
~YES~ Cock Addiction
~YES~ Comparable Effort
~YES~ Consequences
~YES~ Degradation
~YES~ Drool
~YES~ Filth/Musk
~YES~ Flaccidity
~YES~ Flaws and Imperfections
~YES~ Heavy Lipstick
~YES~ Long Floppy Foreskin/Sheathe
~YES~ Mad Romance
~YES~ Messy Makeup
~YES~ Musky Musk Musk
~YES~ NTR
~YES~ Non-Con to Con
~YES~ Nut Sucking
~YES~ Pussy Spitting/Spanking
~YES~ Urethra Play/ Cock Fucking
~YES~ Voyeurism
~YESS~ Attention to Detail
~YESS~ Dungeon Crawling
~YESS~ Flaccid Orgasms
~YESS~ Long Term RP
~YESS~ Seduction
~YESS~ Slow Transformation
~YESS~ Sound Effects
~YASSS~ Creativity
~YASSS~ Onomatopoeia
~YASSS~ Plot
~YASSS~ Smeared Makeup
~YASSS!~ Consenticals
~YASSS!~ Corruption / Redemption
~NO~ Terrible Grammar
~NO~ Low Effort
~NO~ Godmodding
~NO~ Boredom
~NO~ PM Sniping
~NO~ Klingons

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"If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I've seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half-circle."

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