Wanderlust has recently lured you to enter human lands against your family's advice, and your own better judgment. You plan to show these short-lived humans and filthy dwarves what a real elf is made of.

Name: Inyel Sironde
  [in-yale sir-RAWN-day]
Race: Drow
Sex: Female
Age: 120
Eyes: Crimson
Hair: Platinum Blonde
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 100 lbs
Occupation: Sorceress
Orientation: Heterosexual

I do not have a background for her yet.  Maybe I will get one if I ever have to role play.

Greens: Vanilla sex, oral, vaginal, adventuring
Yellows: Little spiders, big spiders, medium spiders; they are all good.  Everyone loves spiders!  So many legs to hold you tight, so many eyes to adore your every inch.  Maybe you can have sex with a spider, sometime!  The only bad thing is that all of the ones big enough for that do not seem interested in sex with an elf, and drider all look weird.  Why can't they just be big spiders?  Everyone love spiders!
Reds: Sex with furries, animals (except for spiders because everyone loves spiders!), animal dicks (except for spider dicks because everyone loves spider dicks, or they would if they tried them!), shemales, rape, very oversized dicks, anal, permanent anything (scarring, mutilation, etc)