Sidney Gultch

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More has been added below, so please take a look Hair Color: Black Eye Color: Red Skin tone: Green Height: 122 cm (4 foot) Weight: "Scrawny, but she gots back" Measurements: 68-38-69 cm (27-15-27 inches) (I finally found an "Official Sidney Gultch Portrait"! YAY!) Once upon a time, there was this guy, see?  Lived in DaBraankz his whole life, right?  He got a job workin' for the City a Noo Yahk as a plumber...yeh, the wurd gots a bee innit, I'm showah. Dey learn us real good inna skoolz 'roun' heah.  Enywayz, dis guy gets a ticket sez there's dis plug down inna sewah, an' he'z s'posed ta check idowt, see?  So, he goes inta da manhole *laughs* great name, I din' makid up!  Enywayz, he goes down dere an' necks t'ing he knowz, he's got dis tinnical 'roun' his ankle. Like, HOLEE SHIT, right?  Know whud I'm sayin?  Ba-da-bing, he smakzid wid his hammah, an' dat nasty t'ing runs off inta dah tunnulz. So, he goes chasin' afder it, an' sloshin' through the muck an' shit, an stuff starts glowin!  He's like "what da FUG, I'ma see wunna dem Ninja Turdulz, now?  Fuggin goombahz!" He gohz roun' a cohnah, an...well, he ain' feelin' so hot, right? Thinks "dis glowin' shits' makin' me sick" and tells hisself he goddah get owdah dere.  So, he sees dis laddah, an figgahz "I'll gidowda heah a minnit" an' climez it, right?  Well, it's all kinda dark, but his eyez ajust to it real good an fass, an' he looks up, an' dere'z dis schlong hangin' just above 'iz head!  Thingz bigger dan his ahm an' swinging thigh ta thigh like a bell clappah!  So, he reachs out ta t'row da curtain away, an' sees dis hand ain' right, yah? He's starin' ad 'iz han' like it ain' hiz, all green an' smaller dan it awdda be, an'at curtain movez onnitz own. Turns out, it's a dress, an' some cherry widda biggest jabungahz he's ever ~seen~ looks down addim, sez "Hey, hunny, f'ya wanna show, ya godda axe!"   An' dis ~huge~ fuggin' mit juss yoinks im right owda dere!  He sprawlz oniz ass, lookin' up at tree uh duh fuggin' ~strangest~ tingz eez ever saw, aight? Dah wummunz got friendz an' deyz weirdah'n ~she~ is.  Tuh make madderz way more worser, he's goddiz own sedda knockahz!  So he grabz down'air an'...ain' NUTHIN'!  Sumbuddy stoliz fuggin' JUNK!  He goes inta dis panical attrack an' dere all laffin' addim an' one sez "Welcome ta Sinfar" OOC: Before you even ask, no you may NOT turn him back into a male, or into a herm, even temporarily. His change is permanent. He is now a 100% female gremlin...or goblin...or something. She speaks animatedly (hands waving and head bobbing) and with a rather thick Bronx accent. She tries to come across as tough and self assured, but is terrified, since this is all new to her and she's having a rough time coming to grips with the idea that she's not on earth any more and no longer a 190.5 cm man (6'3"). Her voice is a soft soprano and she sings very well, but isn't used to that and keeps trying to get her voice lower and more gruff (and always fails miserably).  She's also "fuggin' hyoo-miliated" by the fact that she likes to dance, now, and is *very* good at it and finds herself doing so when the mood strikes. For lights, please send a tell, as they have a tendency to change based on mood.  If you'd like some typical lights, see below. I prefer to avoid walkups, but sometimes the rp goes that way.  Again, please send a tell.  I prefer to know that the RP will be fun for both of us, so getting a few things out of the way, or at least getting to know what you want and how you play is kind of essential.   Red Lights:  The usual: No scat, no snuff, no permanent disfigurement, no permanent injuries or markings, no vore, no toilet games or regurgitation, no blood, no pain for the sake of pain, no extreme public humiliation, no fisting or huge objects, no animal cocks. At this time no slavery or pregnancy (those are demanding from my point of view and require long term RP, and I'd like to know that whoever I get involved with such play agrees with that, so...kind of yellow with scarlet trim?) Green Lights:  Spanking, tickling, bondage, suspension, vaginal play, ass play, males, females, consensual non-con, forced, abduction play, intimidation, asphyxiation play, oral, minor to moderate pain, mind control (within reason - no god modding, please) fear play, pet play, minor to moderate public and private humiliation. Things can begin in public, but as crowds or groups with whom I'm unfamiliar make me uncomfortable, please drag her off before it gets too far along...or make her crawl, like, on a leash....that might be fun, too.
Player:	Something
Gender (Visually):	Female
Race (Visually):	Human