Race:  Human.  Just human.  No half-dragon demon monkey avariel catlings or any of that jazz.
Subrace:  Damaran
Age: Early 20's
Hair: Raven Black
Eyes: Sky Blue
Skin: Rosy
Build: Broad-Shouldered, Sinewy and Heavily Muscled


Though she's little more than a sellsword with standards and principles, Alarice was never devout enough to join hands with the ranks of the paladins, yet she seems content to heft her unyielding warhammer and drive back the monstrous hordes all the same.

But a life of ceaseless conflict would weigh heavily on her psyche -- as it would weigh on most anyone else -- and so Alarice rarely fails to make time for wine, ale, men, other women, music, warm baths, massage and relaxation between sortees, not necessarily in that order.  She's not the life of the party (and with her dry and earthy personality, she earns but a modest number of friends however earnestly she tries), but what she enjoys, she enjoys sincerely and with all her heart.


Alarice is open to subdual, capture and possible enslavement, unless you're one of those people who has proven to be a jerk, overly domineering (to the point where you assume that my AFK life is yours to control) or both; you know who you are.  --_--


GREENS:  A great many carnal delights, including Bondage (switch), Corporal Punishment (switch), Other Pain/S&M (switch), Intimacy and Carnality -- Vanilla or Kinky -- Tribbing, Vaginal Sex (and no, no surprises; she's not one of those surprisingly common people with Mighty Morphin' Power Genitals), Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Strap-ons and other toys, Wrestling, Massage, Trampling and Foot Play, Body Oil, Twosomes, Threesomes, Foursomes, Moresomes, with men, women, hermaphrodites and/or transexuals who DON'T take themselves too seriously.  However...

YELLOWS:  Politically Correct transexuals/transgenders/trans-siberian orchestras/just-plain trans.  If you're the type of person who gets SO offended if someone says words like "shemale" or "trannie" instead of your secret Pet Synonym of the Week, then you're probably not a fun person and I can think of better people to spend time with.  Go write a letter to Congress or whatever.

Also, mind control (so long as you're a good sport about it, for Torm's sake; otherwise, see "Godmoding" below), Nonconsensual/Rape Play (as long as you're not creepy about it), Tentacles (sometimes, depending on mood), Bestial stuff (depending on what kind of critter or beastly humanoid you are and, of course, my mood), Food Play (but don't go TOO far if you decide to start force-feeding me strawberries; see "Vomit").

REDS:  Godmoders and powergamers who give themselves "I press a button, you die" off-the-book superpowers (especially if they dive into big, angry snits if you even joke about that abuse or refuse to play along with it), along with the usual Scat/Vomit/Pedo/Necro/Permanent harm and cutty-choppy-mutilatey-killy-deathy stuff.  If it would fit in with the plot of a Horror movie, Alarice (and I myself) probably aren't into that.


[Alarice d'Mainse is compatible with the Swap Gender spell.]


(And if you've made it THIS far, then you're probably getting cozy with her.  In that case, just in case: Yes, she's 100% woman.  No, that's not a micropenis.  It's just a big clitoris.  Female bodybuilders tend to have those.  :-)  )


...AND since, by now, it clearly needs to be said, your Tells and my "Tell-Friendliness":

Tells that I love, like or simply don't mind:

-- "Hi, could you tell me where I could find [insert person, place or thing here]?"
-- "Hey, did you see the new [server feature] yet?"
-- "Hi, I like your character!"
-- "Sheesh, Widsy, how many characters do you have?"
-- "Hey, we're having a [party/drinking contest/arena tournament/dungeon crawl/Shard Run/other social event] over here.  Care to join us?"
-- "Hey, something killed me and you're in the neighborhood.  Could you come Raise me?"
-- "Hey, our characters know each other pretty well by now.  What would you say to a date, and maybe some ERP?"
-- "Before we begin, let's talk about our Lights for a moment..."
-- "Hey.  Our last ERP was great!  Can we meet up somewhere and do it again?"
(Just bear in mind that I might not always be available, whether because of Real Life concerns, I'm already off doing something with someone else, I'm up to my ears in balors, et cetera.  Sorry!)


Tells that disturb me, annoy me or piss me off:

-- "Hi, I'm some stranger and you've never met my character and/or me before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, I read your Description and I think you'd be interested in my character, even though you've never met him/her before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!" ...or, simply, "Nice character!  Let's fuck!")
-- "Hi. my character's a half-angel, half-dragon, half-kobold warforged genasi shemale with two heads and five leg-sized, spiky cocks!  Pretty cool, don't you think?  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, where's [isolated/private area where I am]?"  "Oh, it's [quick description of area's location]."  *complete radio silence as he stalks his way over for some ERP, without even asking me if I'm busy with something -- or someone -- else*
-- "Hi!  Hi!  Hi there!  Hi!  HI!  HELLO?  Why won't you answer my Tells?  What, I'm not good enough for you?  I said 'Hi'!"  (Nevermind that I could be up to my ears in balors for all they know.  You know what's REALLY sexy?  Patience!)
-- "Hi, I've been stalking you with my godlike munchkin stealth skills since Waterdeep!  Let's fuck!"
-- "...what?  You turned my character down in-character because I was creeping you out with my persistent and terrible in-character sexual advances?  Well...he/she/it WASN'T coming on to you!  Yeah!  You just misunderstood me, that's all.  The joke's on you!  No problems handling rejection HERE, nope!"
-- "Boo hoo hoo, you and/or everybody else won't fuck me because I'm a complete toad!  So I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you in hopes that you'll change your mind and fuck me!  Woe is me!  Poor, poor me!  Ohhh, how I had such strong hopes that you'd take pity on me and fuck me!  I think I'll crawl into a hole and die!  Boo hoo hoo..."

(Seriously.  I enjoy ERP, but I am NOT your dial-a-whore.  Maybe you should try putting a bit more effort into your "romantic overtures" if I don't immediately tear off my clothes and throw myself at you just because you clicked my username and said, "Sup?".)