Subrace: Shield Dwarf
Hair: Tawny Brown
Eyes: Emerald Green
Skin: Fair and Rosy
Build: Chubby and Top-Heavy
Tongues: Dwarven, Elvish
Speaks with a refined Heartlands dialect


Ever dressed in whatever well-tailored finery and brilliant colors she can afford, Brannaran -- unusually glib and sociable for a dwarf -- does her best to impress, to cajole and to entertain whatever crowds she happens across...even the decidedly hostile sorts.

Rarely without a tongue-wetting flask of Goodbutter Meade close at hand, she sings, hums, pipes, strums or otherwise carries a tune in most every waking moment.  If she cooks, she sings.  If she sews her leggings back together, she sings.  If she showers or bathes, she sings.  If she smashes her toe in a door...well, THEN she might stop singing long enough to screech and sputter a litany of curses.

So she's like any other dwarf in that regard, at least.


Brannaran is open to subdual, capture and possible enslavement, unless you're one of those people who has proven to be a jerk, overly domineering (to the point where you assume that my AFK life is yours to control) or both; you know who you are.  --_--


GREENS:  Dwarves, Gnomes, Hin, more Dwarves, Humans, Elves, Half-Elves, Quarter-Elves, Half-Orcs, Weirdlings, Drinking Contests, Flytes, Drunken Orgies, "Sinfar's Got Talent" auditions, even more Dwarves, physically attractive Gnomes, Foreplay, Tribbing, Vaginal Sex (including tribbing, since she has no "crotch bulges," "hidden packages" or Mighty Morphin' Power Genitals), Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Strap-ons and other toys, Wrestling, Body Oil, Dwarven Gymnastics, Twosomes, Threesomes, Foursomes, Moresomes, Diamonds, Rubies, Gold and More, Hidden in the Mountain Store. (Bumpa dum PAH bumpa dum!)  BORN UNDERGROUND!  Suckled from a teat of stone....


YELLOWS:  Dwarves that vote Democrat, Dwarves (or anyone else) with 12-inch cocks, filthy orcs and filthy goblinoids (WELL-BATHED orcs and goblins?  Well...maybe, if Bran's in the mood), mind control (so long as you at least give me a way out or be a good sport about it, for Luna's sake; otherwise, see "Godmoding"), Nonconsensual/Rape Play (as long as you're not creepy about it), Tentacles (sometimes, depending on mood), Bestial stuff (depending on what kind of critter or beastly humanoid you are and, of course, my mood), Food Play (but don't go TOO far if you decide to start force-feeding me strawberries; see "Vomit"), Ale/Beer/Rum/Booze play (but keep that stuff away from the eyes and the vulva.  It bloody well stings!).


REDS:  Dwarves (or anyone else) with 30-inch cocks, Godmoders and powergamers who give themselves "I press a button, you die" off-the-book superpowers (especially if they dive into big, angry snits if you even joke about that abuse or refuse to play along with it), Lovecraftian Horrors, the usual Scat/Vomit/Pedo/Necro/Permanent harm and cutty-choppy-mutilatey-killy-deathy stuff.  I mean, really!  If you're into any of this stuff, have you considered therapy?


...AND since, by now, it clearly needs to be said, your Tells and my "Tell-Friendliness":

Tells that I love, like or simply don't mind:

-- "Hi, could you tell me where I could find [insert person, place or thing here]?"
-- "Hey, did you see the new [server feature] yet?"
-- "Hi, I like your character!"
-- "Sheesh, Widsy, how many characters do you have?"
-- "Hey, we're having a [party/drinking contest/arena tournament/dungeon crawl/Shard Run/other social event] over here.  Care to join us?"
-- "Hey, something killed me and you're in the neighborhood.  Could you come Raise me?"
-- "Hey, our characters know each other pretty well by now.  What would you say to a date, and maybe some ERP?"
-- "Before we begin, let's talk about our Lights for a moment..."
-- "Hey.  Our last ERP was great!  Can we meet up somewhere and do it again?"
(Just bear in mind that I might not always be available, whether because of Real Life concerns, I'm already off doing something with someone else, I'm up to my ears in balors, et cetera.  Sorry!)


Tells that disturb me, annoy me or piss me off:

-- "Hi, I'm some stranger and you've never met my character and/or me before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, I read your Description and I think you'd be interested in my character, even though you've never met him/her before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!" ...or, simply, "Nice character!  Let's fuck!")
-- "Hi. my character's a half-angel, half-dragon, half-kobold warforged genasi shemale with two heads and five leg-sized, spiky cocks!  Pretty cool, don't you think?  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, where's [isolated/private area where I am]?"  "Oh, it's [quick description of area's location]."  *complete radio silence as he stalks his way over for some ERP, without even asking me if I'm busy with something -- or someone -- else*
-- "Hi!  Hi!  Hi there!  Hi!  HI!  HELLO?  Why won't you answer my Tells?  What, I'm not good enough for you?  I said 'Hi'!"  (Nevermind that I could be up to my ears in balors for all they know.  You know what's REALLY sexy?  Patience!)
-- "Hi, I've been stalking you with my godlike munchkin stealth skills since Waterdeep!  Let's fuck!"
-- "...what?  You turned my character down in-character because I was creeping you out with my persistent and terrible in-character sexual advances?  Well...he/she/it WASN'T coming on to you!  Yeah!  You just misunderstood me, that's all.  The joke's on you!  No problems handling rejection HERE, nope!"
-- "Boo hoo hoo, you and/or everybody else won't fuck me because I'm a complete toad!  So I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you in hopes that you'll change your mind and fuck me!  Woe is me!  Poor, poor me!  Ohhh, how I had such strong hopes that you'd take pity on me and fuck me!  I think I'll crawl into a hole and die!  Boo hoo hoo..."

(Seriously.  I enjoy ERP, but I am NOT your dial-a-whore.  Maybe you should try putting a bit more effort into your "romantic overtures" if I don't immediately tear off my clothes and throw myself at you just because you clicked my username and said, "Sup?".)